Random Things Rediscovered While Cleaning My Desk

The crisp fall air always inspires me to throw open the windows, clean and reorganize.  This morning's project was my desk.  Many treasures were uncovered during this excavation, and seeing them all piled up reminded me of children's "I Spy" books.  Among some normal office items (i.e. mace), see if you can find:  one blues harp in C; three Oscar Meyer wienie whistles; one ketchup bottle; Todd Rundgren's guitar pick; St. Joseph; one fortune telling fish; one Peruvian alpaca letter opener; one TREPAC 99 club pin; one Stevie Nicks Bella Donna LP; one Sam's Club children's cookie card; one flock of Color For Real Estate flamingos; one vintage AF Weymer Co. broom label.

To answer your questions about the above items: I am not Catholic; I've never been to the Hard Rock Casino; My fortune telling fish usually curls up at both ends when I hold it; I need to trade in my flamingos for some fabulous prizes at CFRE; and all of these valuable items will be gently returned to my desk.